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World’s Largest Penis – 13.5 in!

The official rank of the largest penis belongs to a man measured and documented by Dr. Robert Dickinson in the earlier part of the twentieth century. This record-holding penis was 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length and 6.25 inches (16 cm) in circumference.

But the living owner of the world’s biggest human penis is Jonah Falcon. Falcon’s 13-5 inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts

Brazilian Housewife Finds Rubber CONDOM In A Tin Of Tomato Paste

British firm Unilever has been fined £3,100 by a Brazilian court after a housewife found a used condom in a tin of tomato paste.

Cintia Mayerle and her family had already eaten the meal prepared with the paste when she discovered the rubber condom as she poured the remainder into a storage jar.

Mrs Mayerle, from Rio Grande do Sul, southern Brazil, took the tin of Knorr tomato paste and its contents to the local university for analysis.

But she claims Unilever refused to believe that the condom had been found inside their product.

The company told Brazil’s Supreme Court that the offending article could not have been inserted into the tin at the factory because the process is fully mechanised.

Chinese Lamborghini Costs $65000!

A brand new Lamborghini Murcielago LP64, whose original price $400,000, can cost a buyer $65,000 in China, according to Odditycentral.com.
The latest Lamborghini replica to come out of the rising Asian country is reportedly the stunning Murcielago LP64, and is probably the best one yet. Refered to as the Shanzai Lamborghini, the impressive looking vehicle is said to be 99% identical to the original on the outside, while the interior is “only” 70% identical. Still, the price tag of 420,000 yuan ($65,000) is thought to be unbeatable for this kind of car.
The level of craftsmanship has really impressed car enthusiasts in China, ever since photos of the Shanzai Lamborghini made their appearance online.

Woman Finds Out She Is Pregnant Just Minutes Before She Gave Birth!

A shop assistant who thought she was suffering from terrible period pains was amazed when she was told she was actually nine months pregnant and had gone into labour.

Sarah Ireland, 23, had been bouncing blithely on a trampoline to celebrate the Royal Wedding just weeks before.

The new mother from Scarborough in North Yorkshire said she only found out she was giving birth to a son when she was in the back of an ambulance on the way to hospital.

During her unknown pregnancy, she actually dropped a dress size from 16 to 14 and did not take a single day off work. She didn’t suffer from morning sickness and went out frequently with her friends.

Her son Stanley Joseph, who weighed in at 7lbs 8oz, was born in the early hours of May 31, two weeks late.

She said: ‘I had been at work all day and went to bed at 8.30 but just could not get comfortable. I assumed I had monthly pains so I took some paracetamol and got a hot water bottle.

‘But I wasn’t improving. I live with my mum so I woke her up at 3am and she ran me a bath thinking it would ease the pain.

‘I asked my mum to dial 999 but she didn’t for two hours, she said ‘you don’t call an ambulance for period pains do you?’

‘We finally called for an ambulance, and at first I was in so much pain the paramedics thought my appendix had burst, but then they recognised I was having contractions from how much I was crying and how I was behaving.

‘Everything happened so quickly it was surreal. Then the ambulance man said ‘I can see a baby’s hair’.

‘I just went into complete shock, he was born in just four minutes in the back of the ambulance on the way to Scarborough hospital.

‘On the day of the Royal Wedding I was using the trampoline in my aunty’s garden, it’s amazing to think I was eight months pregnant at the time.’

Stanley spent five days in the special care baby unit as he was suffering from hypothermia and at first Sarah said she struggled to bond with him.

‘They took him to the special baby unit when he was just five hours old. I think I was in denial, I still didn’t really want to hold him,’ she said.

‘Even when we took him home in the car it still hadn’t sunk in he was mine.

‘It didn’t feel real until about two weeks after when things had calmed down a bit and I was alone at home with him. Then I felt I could bond with him, hold him, and feed him. He’s doing brilliantly and I love him to bits.’

His second name is Joseph in honour of the ambulance man who helped deliver him.

Sarah is now adjusting to the surprise addition to the family with her mother Brenda and sisters Aimee, 12, and eight-year-old Kacey.

Brenda, who works in a fish and chip shop, said: ‘I was shocked at first but I am delighted. He is gorgeous, how can you not be pleased?

‘Everyone has been so supportive and generous. We have been given four prams, six Moses baskets and bags of clothes.’

Mike Wright, A&E locality manager for the Scarborough area at Yorkshire Ambulance Service NHS Trust, said: ‘On behalf of the Trust I would like to offer our congratulations to the family on their new arrival.

‘It is nice when our staff can use their skills and expertise, not only to help save a life, but to bring a new life into the world.’

A Malian magician: “I can kill a person, completely remove his head and make that person back to life”! in Insolite — June 22, 2012 4:35 pm | no comments

Setal Ander Timité Mali is a magician who claims the largest that Africa has ever known. And as such, he owes it to his prowess as that of a slaughter person, completely remove his head and make sure that the same person back to life.

The magic has no secrets for this Malian who proclaimed himself the greatest magician in Africa. “And nobody can deny,” he says in Bamako visited by AutoTrader Setal.net. Ander Timité better known under the name Anderson is careful to reveal some of his knowledge, but all he can say is that it is capable of the unthinkable. “I can not tell you everything in a newspaper, but I can tell you some of my knowledge publicly known Malian or African. So I can kill a person, completely remove his head and make that person back to life “, he reveals not without specifying that no longer that kind of thing with humans. The advice of his friends have been there.

“Also, I can bring up a new vehicle on the stage during a production, I can also suspend a person between the earth and sky. Few African magicians who can perform such feats. Also, I can make that part of my body was consumed by fire and I can also drink the beverage in a bottle tightly closed etc.. “Adds Anderson who does not hide his friendship with the Gambian leader known for his love of magic.

Woman Kills Her Husband For Forgetting Her 45th birthday!

A woman killed her husband because he forgot her 45th birthday.

Lyalya Tupikova told police that her husband Khalpik failed to remember her special day before going to work in the morning.

When he returned home again from his office job, she was expecting a bunch of flowers and a present – but he brought nothing.

Even when she cooked a candlelit dinner for two, he was oblivious to her big day.

‘It was all too much for her and suddenly during the meal she seized a kitchen knife and stabbed him just above the heart,’ said a police spokesman in a village near Astrakhan in southern Russia.

The 50-year-old collapsed and died soon afterwards from severe blood loss.

Madonna Flashes Breast In Turkey —On Purpose!

Two mega-famous singers, two concerts abroad, two mishaps—one accidental, one not so much. Concertgoers in Istanbul got a peek at Madonna’s right breast on Thursday. And no, that wasn’t the accidental mishap. The singer, who we will remind you is 53, “suggestively tugged” at her bra straps while singing “Human Nature,” reports the New York Daily News. Then she just went for it. Oh, and she also turned her back to the crowd and stuck her hand down her pants.

The New York Post gleefully points out that this is the same Madonna who, not four months ago, proclaimed, “You don’t have to show your nipples to be interesting, and it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re cutting-edge if you do.” Meanwhile, Rolling Stone reports that Lady Gaga suffered a less pathetic, more literal blow while performing in Auckland last night. A dancer apparently bonked Gaga on the head with a pole as she sang “Judas.” She powered through 16 more songs, with what her makeup artist told Twitter was indeed a concussion. Click to see a video of the hit, which admittedly looks pretty hard.

Father And Daughter In Sexual Relationship Go On TV!

It was too disturbed even for Jerry Springer.

So when the show rejected an 18-year-old girl who was having a sexual relationship with her father, there was only one person they could turn to – Steve Wilkos.

Recently the show aired a two-part story about a father – Morgan – and his biological daughter Britney, who reconnected through Myspace when she was 16 and started to have a relationship.

Britney explained to Steve Wilkos: ‘I was 16 when I looked for him on Myspace. My family members had kept us apart and I hadn’t seen him since I was seven so I looked him up.

‘On my page I had pictures of my boobs and bum on there and when he saw it he said, “My little baby girl should not be doing that”. But then he put a smiley face.

‘When I saw that I thought he had sexual feelings for me.’

Wilkos asked her if she did not think that he was taking advantage of her and she said: ‘No, because I wanted it too. I see a future with him. I have a really good feeling about us and I know it will work out.’

When her heavily-tattooed father Morgan came on, he was booed by the audience, but it did not stop him from greeting his girlfriend and daughter with a long, passionate French kiss, one in which Wilkos had to stop before it got too far.

He told Morgan that he ‘should probably go and see a doctor and get some therapy, preying on your daughter like that’.

He replied: ‘I’m not preying on her, yes I’m sleeping with her but it’s not like I’m abusing her or something.’

Morgan said he did not see a problem with what he was doing and said that when he looked at his daughter all he could see was his soul mate.

Though he did reveal he would not cross the line when it came to having babies, in case the child would be ‘retarded’.

In the introductory piece to the segment, Wilkos said that he wanted to make sure that the story was legitimate before taking it on and had asked for proof, which sources say came in the form of a video showing the couple having sex.

On part two of the show, which was aired 36 days later, Britney had returned, worried that she was pregnant despite the fact she said she was on birth control pills.

She told Wilkos she was two months behind on her period. But when he questioned her further, she revealed she wanted to get pregnant on purpose, telling him that she believed there was ‘no scientific proof it would come out all weird’.

When her dad was brought on the show, the 18-year-old admitted that she wanted to get pregnant, shouting at him: ‘I’m 18 years old, I want seven kids!’

Another reason they appeared on the show was because Britney was afraid that her father was cheating on her.

A lie detector test showed that he was.

Though Morgan denied it, the 18-year-old screamed at him and asked him how he could do it, before figuring out he was carrying out the affair while she was at school.

At the end of the show, Wilkos gave Britney the opportunity to leave her father and go and get professional help with the abuse she had suffered her whole life.

But instead she took her father’s hand and vowed to stand by him.

Chinese Couple Sells All Three Kids To Play Online Games!

DONGGUAN, China) — A young Chinese couple has sold all three of their children in exchange for money to play online games at Internet cafes, reports a southern Chinese newspaper.

According to Sanxiang City News, the couple met in an Internet cafe back in 2007 and bonded over their obsession with online video games.  A year later, the parents — who are both under 21 — welcomed their first child, a son.  Days after his birth, they left him home alone while they went to play online games at an Internet cafe 30 km away.

In 2009, Li Lin and Li Juan welcomed their second child, a baby girl, and came up with the idea to sell her for money to fund their online game obsession.  They did so, receiving RMB 3,000 (less than $500), which they spent entirely shortly after.  The couple then proceeded to sell their first child and got 10 times as much for him — RMB 30,000, or about $4600.

Upon having their third child — another boy — the parents followed in their previous footsteps and also got RMB 30,000 for him.

They were finally turned into authorities when Li Lin’s mother found out what her son and his girlfriend had done.

When asked if they missed their children, the parents answered, “We don’t want to raise them, we just want to sell them for some money.”

Sanxiang City Newsreports the couple didn’t know they were breaking the law.

Vietnamese Man Has Massive 200-lb Tumor Removed From Leg!

CBS) A Vietnamese man had a 198-pound tumor removed from his right leg on Thursday. Thirty-two-year-old Nguyen Duy Hai had the huge tumor removed during a 12-hour operation, led by an American plastic surgeon.

The surgery was reportedly successful and the man is recovering at the France-Vietnam Hospital in Ho Chi Minh City, according to Tuoitrenews in Vietnam.

Dr. McKay McKinnon, a plastic surgeon at St. Joseph’s Hospital in Chicago, led the team that performed the operation, which was funded through donations.

“It’s common for people to fear death, and I’m no exception. But when I heard that Dr. Mc Kinnon had decided to come back to Vietnam one more time to give me a new life, I became more hopeful,” Hai told Tuoitrenews.

The surgery had only a 50 percent success rate, according to Dr. Jean-Marcel Guillon, chief executive officer of the hospital where the surgery was performed. Guillon told CNN the giant tumor likely developed its own blood system with huge arteries branching out, meaning there were plenty of risks during the procedure.

Even though surgeons managed to remove the tumor, Guillon said the tumor might return at some point, “but we can operate him again, and it won’t never reach such a size anymore.”

The tumor started growing when Hai was only 4 years old, and doctors eventually amputated his right leg once he was 17 and the tumor weighed more than 55-pounds. But the tumor kept growing, and eventually reached more than 3 feet in diameter, causing lots of pain in daily life.

Click here to see videos of Hai meeting with Dr. McKinnon, and click here to see videos of the actual surgery.

5 Insane Sacrifices Made For Science!

With a Dutch company planning to send astronauts to Mars for life—and make it a reality show—no other scientific endeavor could ask more of people … right? Well, the Wall Street Journalruns down the competition:

• 90 people offered to work on ships near the Navy’s Bikini Atoll atomic bomb tests in 1946, to help scientists gather biological data. Humans were “more satisfactory than animals,” Navy researchers admitted, but they feared a public relations disaster and turned down the volunteers.

• University of Alabama professor Allan Walker Blair let a black widow bite him for 10 seconds to guarantee a full shot of venom. Blair spent days in hospitalized agony; a physician said he hadn’t seen “more abject pain manifested in any other medical or surgical condition.”
• Japanese pediatrician Shimesu Koino downed 2,000 intestinal roundworm eggs so he could closely study its life cycle. The infection got so bad, he coughed them all up.
• Herbert Woollard and Edward Carmichael, doctors based in London, piled weights on their testicles to see how the pain would move through their bodies.

Why the self-sacrifice? The Journal borrows President Kennedy’s line that people do such things “not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

The Oldest Tree in the World!

As the harsh wind whistles around the ancient, branched giants, visitors can’t help experience a sense of awe, faced with the trees’ magnificence. This humbling feeling is well justified: these trees are older than any other single living organism known to man. And, as the visitors come and go, the wise old trees simply stand, impassive, as if gently guarding the world.

In this beautiful night shot, a bristlecone tree trunk sits against a backdrop of star trails in the Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest in eastern California’s White Mountains. This particular trunk can be found in the park’s Methuselah Grove, which was named after the oldest of its inhabitants, “Methuselah” (in turn named after the oldest person in the Bible) – an unmarked bristlecone pine that is, by some accounts, 4,844 years old! Yup, that’s right, we didn’t add an extra digit at the end by mistake; the tree really is just 156 years short of living for five millennia, making it 1,000 years older than any other tree on Earth!

Poor Carpenter Builds Awesome Tree House With Materials Found On Craiglist!

Joel Allen completed his amazing tree house on Whistler Mountain, in Western Canada, two years ago, but chose to keep it a secret for fear it would be torn down. Now, his secret’s out and the Hemloft has become one of the most talked-about architectural wonders on the Internet.

Hemloft, named after the hemlock tree supporting it, is definitely one of the most charming tree houses I have ever seen, but it’s actually the story behind it that’s most fascinating. Its creator, Joel Allen, was 26 when he decided to quit his job as a software developer and pursue a get-rich quick scheme. That didn’t exactly work out the way he planned, and he soon found himself strapped for cash. Joel found his calling as a carpenter, and one day got the brilliant idea of using his new-found talent to build a wooden tree house on Whistler Mountain, right in the middle of one of the world’s most expensive housing markets. He didn’t have the money for it, but that didn’t mean it couldn’t be done.

The egg-shaped house he envisioned would have cost him tens of thousands of dollars in materials, but it was the land he was going to build it on that he was worried about. He couldn’t afford to buy a strip of land on Whistler Mountain, right on top of some of the most luxurious homes on Earth, so young Joel decided to just build his lovely Hemloft on Crown land he didn’t own and just hope the wrong people didn’t find out about it. When he began work on his round cabin, in 2009, he spent $6,500 on the roof and frame alone, and quickly realized the rest of the materials he needed would be much more expensive. He couldn’t afford to work on it any longer, so for two years, the Hemloft remained a work in progress.

It was searching for a couch in Craiglist’s free section that got Joel Allen questioning what else he might find in there to help him finish his wooden dream house. Soon, he was using his carpenter skills to turn ash hardwood floor into a cabinet, or a double sliding glass door into windows for the Hemloft, and he just kept pressing the refresh button on Craiglist to make sure he didn’t miss out on great materials people were getting rid of. It wasn’t long before his apartment became full of stuff for the Hemloft, and Joel and his girlfriend, Heidi, barely found a place to sleep anymore. He ended up saving over $10,000 on materials, and in August 2010 completed the now famous Hemloft.

Because it was built without a permit, on government land, Joel chose to keep it a secret from the rest of the world. He knew there was a small risk of him actually getting arrested for building the Hemloft, but he didn’t want to risk it. Still, at the urging of a friend, he sent some photos of the tree house to Dwell Magazine, who published them in their April edition . Since then, the Hemloft has become a subject of fascination for many Internet users. ”Coming out of the bush about the Hemloft is fun,” Allen wrote on his website. “However it poses a few problems; if people know about it, they might try to find it. And if the wrong people find it, they may make me take it down.”

Allen believes building a tree house on Whistler Mountain, among the other expensive houses would not be looked favorably upon, so he’s now looking for safe ways of revealing the location of the Hemloft, to keep it from being destroyed. The young carpenter is currently taking into consideration opening it to the public, making it a geocaching location or turning it into a campsite. Whatever he decides to do with it, we’d like to congratulate him on his hard work and resourcefulness building such an extraordinary tree house.