13 Things Women Will Never Understand About Men!

While it may seem just about every man problem can be solved by the trifecta of sports, sex, and food, this truth does little to explain these top 13 man habits. 
Men, we’re begging. Please help us understand.
Your need to fix everything
When we cried because our boss was a jerk, we didn’t expect you to come up with a plan to get him fired. Why can’t you just let us be sad and pretend to listen?
Oblivious to a single detail
Your best friend called to tell you he had a baby. You don’t know the baby’s name, or even the baby’s gender. You do however know that we’re out of beer.
Sleeping through a crying baby
We know you’re not really sleeping. Oh yes, we know. We’re also keeping score.
The combover
The combover has never once fooled anyone into thinking you have hair. Never once.
Booby Kryptonite
They’re just boobs; breathe. You know who else has boobs? Your mom.
Not knowing when something’s wrong
When we say “nothing” is wrong, it means everything is so completely wrong that we don’t even have enough hours in this lifetime to adequately express how wrong everything is.
Thinking we know where your stuff is
Why would we know where your jockstrap is? We didn’t use it last.
Sex as a cure-all
You just lost your job and then learned your mom is sick in the hospital. Who’s up for sex?
Your mother is a saint
Except she’s not. Not even close. A saint might have taught you to put the lid down.
Your definition of babysitting
Watching your neighbor’s kid is called babysitting. Watching your own kid is called parenting. The more you know.
Scratching in public
You call it “adjusting”. We call it disgusting.
Dirty clothes outside the hamper
We find dirty clothes next to the hamper, semi-near the hamper, but rarely inside the hamper.
Snoring
Grizzly Adams, for the love of all things holy, what the hell is up with your snoring?

Angry Father Bites Off 6-Year-Old Son's Penis In Shenzhen, China

Doctors in Shenzhen, China have reattached a 6-year-old boy's penis after his father bit it off, the Shanghai Daily reports. 

According to the paper, witnesses said the 32-year-old father was walking with his naked son and 4-year-old daughter on the street Thursday when he commanded the boy to bite his penis.

When the boy refused, the man attacked him.

Horrified passersby subdued the man, forced him to spit out his son's penis, and called the police, China Buzz reports.

The boy's reattachment surgery was successful, but it is too early to tell whether he will have normal use of the appendage. The Shanghai Daily reports that relatives will care for the boy's sister.

Cops say the father is likely to have a mental illness -- he was recently seen pretending to strangle his son on their balcony, according to witnesses. Police also found that the man, who was only identified by the surname Yu, was severely in debt after a failed business venture and was often seen gambling.

This isn't the first horrific story involving penis mutilation in recent months. 

Last year, 53-year-old Arun Sandhukha died after rats bit off his penis at a hospital in India. 

According to Asia Age, he was found in a pool of blood by his family, who had come to visit him.

"No nurse was found at the scene and he was writhing in pain. His penis had been nibbled by rats," Sandhukha relative told the paper.

Jay-Z To Launch “Made In America” Music Festival

Hip-Hop mogul Jay-Z is slated to appear in Philadelphia later today (May 14), where he will announce the new Made in America Festival.

The rapper will supposedly make the announcement with Mayor Michael Nutter later today, in front of the Philadelphia Art Museum.

The New York Times reports that Jay-Z will preside over the Budweiser Made in America Festival.

The Made in America Festival will be a two-day event, that will feature up to 28 musical acts on Benjamin Franklin Parkway.

According to the Daily News, the Made in America Festival is supposed to take place on September 1 and September 2.

Ohio Man Fist-Pumps For 17 Hours Straight To Set Guinness Record

James Peterson is a veteran fist-pumper. In fact, he may be the world’s best. Peterson recently fist-pumped for 17 straight hours in the hopes of setting a Guinness World Record.

The 34-year-old from Ohio said that this isn’t the first time he’s gone on a fist-pumping marathon, but it is the first time that he’s had it documented.

Peterson said:

“I did this on St. Patrick’s Day but it was not documented… I used to hang light fixtures so I am used to having my hands above my head.”

The Slideshow reports that Peterson used superglue to make sure that his hand remained in a fist throughout his attempt.

Peterson started fist pumping on Friday morning and ended his world record attempt at about 3 a.m. on Saturday. Peterson was followed by two videographers during his attempt and the tape has been sent to Guinness.

Peterson doesn’t know if he’s in the Guinness Book of World Records yet, but the book of world records does have quite a few fist-pumpers throughout its pages. In 2010, 5,726 people set the world record for most people to fist-pump in one location.

African Kids Built Own Pool Table!

For many years I’ve traveled in lots of third world countries, and I’ve always been amazed how kids can have fun and make a game out of any piece of junk they find: an old tyre can be turned into a swing, or you can roll it down the dusty road and run after it, a stick becomes a sword, a piece of plastic can become a kite…all you need is imagination and will.

Look at these African kids for example: how cool is this home-made pool table made from dung, soil, and bamboo? And what are the balls? And the pool-stick?

Hands down, most unusual and creative pool table I’ve seen in a while. Well done kids!

whats your take on this?????

Rihanna Without make-up

Rihanna is known for her crazy hairstyles and wild beauty looks but the singer went bare recently – bare-faced that is.how those she look widout make-up???

Rick Ross - Rick Ross Announces New Album Release For July 2012

Rick Ross has finally announced the release date for his forthcoming album, 'God Forgives, I Don't,'Rolling Stone . The album, which will be his fifth solo studio album, has been scheduled for release on July 31, 2012. Ross and his Maybach Music Group colleagues assembled for a press conference at the Eventi Hotel in Manhattan, New York yesterday to discuss their future plans.

"The stories that are being told on this record are gonna make it stand apart," Rick told the press that had assembled there. "It wasn't just about hot beats and hot rhymes but something that was needed, something that was necessary. This was the missing part of my legacy." The good news didn't stop there though, as Ross announced that he's teaming up with Swizz Beatz and Reebok to launch a 'big and tall' clothing range. "I was thrilled that instead of just doing a regular sneaker, we gave Ross his own big and tall line to go and express all his fashion, all his flair" said Swizz. It's not just beats and clothing lines that Rick's been promoting recently, either. Puff Daddy was also present at the conference to praise Ross for his hand in promoting his Cîroc vodka. "He's a genius to me," Diddy told everyone.

Back to the music, Rick Ross also announced a new signing to the Maybach Music Group, in the form of the R&B singer Omarion. A new single, entitled 'Let's Talk' is in the pipeline, as well as an EP.