Four Tons Of Marijuana Pulled From Ocean!

What a find: After receiving a tip yesterday, Harbor Patrol agents in California pulled about 160 bales of marijuana from the ocean off the coast of Orange County.

That’s more than 7,263 pounds, and agents say the street value is $3.6 million, CBS 2 reports.

The marijuana, which was floating at least 15 miles off shore with no boat in sight, was turned over to US Border Patrol. The investigation into how exactly it got there is continuing, theOrange County Register reports. A Border Patrol rep calls the situation an odd one, noting that bales are usually dumped by boats that are being chased.

Man’s Penis Worth $7.5 Million Per Inch!

If you are a woman you’ve probably never asked yourself how much could a penis, or a portion of it, be worth. I must confess you that, although I’m a man, I’ve never wondered about it either.

Short answer: $7.5 million for an inch and a half!! Not bad eh?!

A former Navy man, Matthew Wall, was in a motorcycle accident that left him with his penis permanently shortened by more than an inch.
The accident happened when Wall was 23: he was on his Harley-Davidson driving to work, as officer on a nuclear submarine in San Diego, when a van turned in front of him without allegedly looking at the oncoming traffic.

Wall hit the van and was thrown forward on his Harley’s handlebar. He suffered a fracture of his pubic bone and crushed his penis. The reconstructive surgery was successful but left him with 1.5 inch less in length.

An El Cajon, San Diego, jury awarded the man with a generous, I think, $7.5 million.

Chinese Man Grows Biggest Man-Boobs Ever!

this is SO funny! The man you see in the picture did not want to change sex…instead he was concerned with a little baldness and went to the local doctor for advice.

The doctor gave Guo Qingdo a quick fix: shampooing his hair with contraceptives. The man diligently did so and as you can see from the pictures it really worked, but with a ‘small’ side effect: the man grew a breast!!

Although a bit saggy, which is normal for his age, the man’s breast turned into a very decent ‘C’ cup, I would say.

Not happy to have to start wearing a bra at his age, the man decided to have the breast removed…that to his luck was composed by excessive fat.
After a minor surgical process, Guo Qingdo regained his manly chest.

Now…don’t run to the pharmacy if you want to enlarge your breast or fix your baldness!! I’ll take no blame