18.5.12

After Facebook's IPO, Zuck Is Richer Than The Google Guys and Amazon's Bezos


Friday’s Facebook IPO made a handful of Silicon Valley power players a whole lot richer, but none more so than the social network’s founder, Mark Zuckerberg.
At close of market, Zuckerberg’s shares in the company he created as a Harvard undergrad in 2004 were worth over $19 billion, making the 28-year-old the third richest person in American tech, behind onEven if Facebook’ share price remains steady at around $38 — its price when it started trading on NASDAQ at 11am, and at the market’s 4pm close — Zuck could leapfrog his fellow internet billionaires including Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page and Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos on the next Forbes 400.
When we published our World’s Billionaires list in March, the Facebook founder’s net worth was $17.5 billion. With his shares in Facebook worth over $19 billion as of today, Zuckerberg has an edge over Bezos ($18.4 billion in March) and beats out Brin and Page ($18.7 billion apiece at the Forbes Billionaires list).
In fact, while today’s been a huge one for Zuck, the three older tech titans have seen a dip in their fortunes. Forbes recently started tracking daily gains and losses in the major public holdings of a select group of billionaires. As the market closed on Friday, Sergey Brin and Larry Page had lost well over $1 billion between them due to a 3.71% dip in Google’s stock. Amazon’s Bezos fared only slightly better, losing $400 million off a 2% dip in the online retail giant’s stock.
Of course, these peaks and troughs in the fortunes of the world’s richest people are hardly uncommon, and these three are likely to see their net worths rebound in the coming days. We’ll have to keep an eye on the markets to see if the Google billionaires or Bezos outdo Zuck on the next Forbes 400 list.
Zuckerberg and his fellow Facebook billionaire Dustin Moskovitz will be on our Real-Time tracker as of Monday, so you’ll be able to follow the ups and downs of their fortunes minute by minute (well, every 5 minutes, if you’re counting) from next week onwards.ly Bill Gates and Larry Ellison.

Eminem Warned 50 Cent Not To Die From A Hamburger


50 Cent was hospitalized after eating a bad burger.
50 Cent was hospitalized earlier this week after consuming a tainted burger, complaining of stomach pains and facing the possibility of surgery. But Fif is back in action, speaking with MTV News about how Eminemphoned him to advise that he doesn't bite the dust because of eating a bad sandwich.
"I'm in a dead serious moment like, 'Damn, I don't believe this is happenin' right now,'" he said. "[Eminem] goes, 'Yo Fif, you were shot nine times man if you die over a burger, this sh-- ain't gonna go right. People ain't gonna be feelin' this.'"
The G-Unit general was worried that he would have to go into surgery to remove a blockage in his small intestines, but he managed to avoid any further medical procedures. "I'm feelin' better; I'm in good spirits," he said.

Jailed After Beating Wife To Death With Baseball Bat, Returns To The Scene With Beer In Hand!


Manatee, Florida- Nicholas Hartmann, a 39-year-old Bradenton man was jailed Tuesday after he allegedly beat his wife to death with an aluminum baseball bat.
According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office, NicholasHartmann arrived home from work Tuesday morning, snuck up on his sleeping wife and then proceeded to beat her in the head repeatedly with an aluminum baseball bat.The victim, 38-year-old Alisa Hartmann, died as a result.
The victim’s body was discovered later that morning by an acquaintance who was dropping off her children for Alisa to babysit.
Officers arrived on scene to find Alisa Hartmann dead in the master bedroom. While officers were processing the crime scene, Nicholas Hartmann arrived at the home with a beer in his hand. He then admitted to murdering his wife.
“I did it. I want to die. Kill me now,” Hartmann reportedly shouted at officers.
Hartmann reportedly went on to say that he was addicted to drugs and alcohol. Officers were unable to find any evidence of previous domestic violence, and was unable to determine a motive for the murder.
Hartmann was booked into the Manatee County Jail and charged with murder. He is currently being held without bond.

50 Cent In Hospital With Stomach Virus!



He might be a gangsta, but 50 Cent isn’t averse to having a few cuddly friends to keep him company in sick bay.
The rapper-actor otherwise known as Curtis Jackson revealed via his Twitter page that he is on the rebound after being hospitalized this week for an undisclosed ailment.
“I’m feeling better today,” he tweeted along with a twitpic of himself in his hospital bed. “I think I’m gonna get out of the hospital soon. EMINEM called me last night I love him that’s my boy.”
50 Cent also gave a shoutout to DJ Drama, with whom Fiddy worked on his latest mixtape, Gangsta Grillz: Lost Tape, and posted a picture of him surrounded by stuff animals.
“Do not do a @djdrama gangsta grillz this is all I get. Ain’t this a b—h. I give 15 tracks you give me this,” he tweeted.

17.5.12

6-Year-Old Girl Craps Her Pants In School After Her Teacher Told Her That She Was Not Allowed To Go To The Bathroom

WASHBURN, Mo. -- A mother is upset over over a classroom incident that left her kindergartner embarrassed. A 6-year-old girl had an accident in her classroom, and her parents are pushing for policy changes.

"They told me that the teacher had asked her to go to the restroom before testing time," said mother Lisa Skidmore.

Skidmore says asking a young child to go to the bathroom on demand is next to impossible.

"You can't do that to a 6-year-old."

That's why, when her kindergartner told her teacher she had to go to the restroom during the test and wasn't allowed, Skidmore couldn't believe it. Her little girl couldn't hold it.

"They didn't even bother trying to clean her up or anything. She still had poop, diarrhea poop, coming out the back, up her front, down her legs," she said.

Skidmore says her daughter was forced to sit in the class for the remainder of test time, about 15 minutes, then mom was called after the test, and it was a 20-minute drive to school to pick up her daughter.

All the while, the little girl had to sit in the mess. No one bothered to clean her up, although a teacher did give her a trash bag to wrap around herself.

"You don't even treat a dog that way!" Skidmore said.

She says she's hoping policy will change, and common sense will prevail.

"I don't want this to happen to any other kid. That's the point of this: I don't want this ever happening."

School District Superintendent Bob Walker didn't want to go on camera but said he wishes the school would've handled it differently. 

"Bottom line, we regret what happened," Walker said.

He says, from here on out, he has instructed all his teachers to be more sensitive to other situations that might come up during testing like this one.

The little girl's dad has a tough time even talking about it.

"If any parent sent their kid to school with crappy pants, diarrhea-type crap, wrapped up in a garbage bag, stench badly, I believe with all my heart those parents would be facing criminal charges, I believe that with all my heart."

The family isn't pressing charges, but likely pressed hard enough for the school to consider changing its ways.

"If it's your child, I mean it hits a raw nerve, deep."

Many kids right now are taking Missouri Assessment Program (MAP) tests, the state standardized testing required by law. Those tests start in third grade, but the superintendent says the reason the teacher was sticking so closely to MAP testing guidelines, even for a kindergartner, is because she was trying to simulate the stringent rules to prepare students for what's to come.

FUNNY>>>>PASTOR AND THE MONEY

A pastor was praying for a man possessed with a demon. He says ''ln the name of Jesus what do you want from this man & please come out of this man.'' The demon answers, ''l want him to win the America Lotto Draw worth $200billion tonight.''The pastor lowers the microphone and whispers, ''ln Jesus name, get out of him and enter into me.'

Barcelona to open football school in India


The Catalan giants have founded a training facility in the Asian country in order to give young talented footbalBarcelona have announced plans to open a department of their school, FCBEscola, in India.


The facility is set to operate according to a model based on the Catalans' football development philosophy, and will be aimed at children aged 6 to 14, with the main objective being the integral training of the students.lers the opportunity to develop their qualities


The school is the first of its kind in India, and it is planned to open doors within this year.

"This is one of the most ambitious projects for FCBescola worldwide," director of FCBEscola, Xevi Marce, said to reporters.

"We hope to train 10,000 young footballers in the coming three years and with this initiative we will provide the depth and the quality needed to develop coaches and players from a very young age."

Antonio Claveria, who made a trip to Delhi when the Catalan club had their first camp at the Heritage School, has been appointed technical director of the facility.

Newlywed husband stabs pregnant wife killing her and premature son one week after wedding


A newlywed man is being held on a murder charge Wednesday after his pregnant wife staggered into a western Arkansas police station with a stab wound to her chest and collapsed.

Emergency responders rushed Celestia Duffin, who was nearly seven months pregnant, to a local hospital where doctors delivered her baby, though they were too late and both she and her son died.

Duffin, 32, had run to the police station from a nearby traffic accident Tuesday where officers found her husband, James Herring. 

The couple married a week ago Wednesday, according to court records, but Herring told investigators they were already talking about divorce, Fort Smith police spokesman Sargent Daniel Grubbs said.

Local 5 News reports that, upon questioning, Herring was not happy with their relationship. 

‘I don’t understand why he thought that because the marriage was bad he had to do that? That's ridiculous!’ Ms Duffin’s close friend Kari Coffman told the station. 

Authorities believe that Duffin was driving with her husband when Herring stabbed her and caused her to crash. 

She managed to run to the nearby police station, where she asked for help before collapsing and losing consciousness.

About the same time, someone called police about the accident and found Herring, who 'appeared to be in a state of shock,' Mr Grubbs said in a statement.

At the hospital, doctors delivered Duffin's son, but he died before hospital staff could fly him to Little Rock for care. Duffin also has a 6-year-old son.

After talking to investigators, Herring was arrested on suspicion of first-degree murder and attempted murder. 

Those charges could change and will likely have more added on because the baby died after Herring was booked into jail. Herring, 34, was being held without bond in Sebastian County, near the Oklahoma state border. 

'She was very, very excited to find out what the baby was and to get ready to have that baby,' said Ms Coffman..

‘Her son and my daughter played all the time. That boy was the light of her life!

'She was fun to be around, she always made me laugh.

'She's not just someone or something and neither was that baby. She is Celestia.’

16.5.12

Chinese Man Dies After Woman Squeezes His Testicles In Fight Over Parking Spot


A female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province. It was learned, the woman, 41 years old, rode on her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, Haikou City to pick up her child that day. When she wanted to pack her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the shop owner, a 42-year-old male. The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a more violent fist fight. During the fight, the middle aged woman manged to grab the man’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground. The man was immediately rushed to hospital, but unfortunately died there despite of efforts.
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OH MY GOD?! Father Impregnates His Own Daughter?!



Now a days there's not much that can surprise us! But this is something else. 

According to The Irish Sun, a father impregnated his daughter, not by any form of malice or wrong-doing, but because they are truly in love with one another!

28-year old Penny Lawrence, who was raised by her mother and grandparents, never knew her father growing up. But after losing her mother and both grandparents, she became curious to meet her only remaining family member: her father, Gerry Ryan.

And not long after meeting, they fell in love and initiated a sexual relationship, which resulted in Penny becoming pregnant.

To the majority of the world who would believe this to be a disturbing and clearly incestual relationship, the father-daughter couple find nothing wrong with their relationship and blame their attraction to one another on Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA).

GSA is a condition Barbara Gonyo coined to define the feelings that parents and their children, as well as siblings, have for one another who meet as adults.

Baby aka Birdman ft Rick Ross - Born Stunna


Ever since Birdman came out the womb, he’s been stacking paper and flossing. On the latest single off his sixth studio album, the YMCMB mogul reminds listeners that he’s a Born Stunna, delivering high-rolling, swagger-drenched bars over a street-certified instrumental by Beat Billionaire. Fellow showoff Ricky Rozay contributes guest bars. Bigga Than Life has yet to receive a solid drop date....Click to Download

Mass Marriage In Kano,Nigeria

  Is funny but real,low fall in marriage made government of northern part of Nigeria do this
Well, the Kano government is taking this scheme extremely serious. Not only have they found husbands for 100 women, they also sponsored a joint wedding for the couples yesterday May 15th.

The mass wedding held at the Kano Central Mosque and was supervised by the Emir, Alhaji Ado Bayero, and Secretary to State Government, Dr. Rabiu Suleiman, who represented the Kano State Governor, Rabiu Kwankwaso.,...
what do think about this buddies?

Want To Display Your Ass? There’s A Dress For You!


Why women show their cleavage? To be more attractive, right? What do you think of this ‘plumber’s butt’ dress? Do you find it attractive or offensive?
Obviously not made for plumbers, the ‘Super sexy dress’ is a new addition to the Etsy website from LinaSpyroS.
The seller describes the dress as:
This super sexy dress is made of synthetic fabric. It reveals the most attractive part of the women’s body.
So, if you are a female plumber and don’t have a lots of business…this dress may boost your job…but it may also get you in troubles. I don’t know man…I don’t find this butt-cleavage a proper thing for humans…it feels as if I’m looking at baboon’s ass…maybe sexy for human standards…but still an ass!
In case you want to get one of these dresses....lol
whats your take on this?

Corruption as basis for Nigeria’s underdevelopment


                                                         ''SUFFERING ''N'' SMILING''

Since independence in 1960, Nigerians have not ceased to complain about corruption in high places. The incidence of corruption rose to alarming proportions between the late 1980s and the 1990s, especially during the tenure of the Ibrahim Babangida military regime.
During that period, corruption was introduced to the country by the leadership, nurtured and institutionalised.
The relationship between individual social and economic development of an average Nigerian political office holder and the widespread underdevelopment and acute poverty in the land is dialectical; with one invariably deriving from the other.
The gap between the material wellbeing of individuals in government and social, economic and political conditions of the country and her populace thus creates the basis for development or underdevelopment.
Shortly after taking over in 1999, former President Olusegun Obasanjo sent an anti-corruption bill to the legislature and the result was the creation of two anti-corruption agencies, the EFCC and the ICPC. But curiously, efforts by both commissions have not succeeded in curbing the menace. Politicians, rather than desist from corruption simply create ways to frustrate the anti-corruption bodies.
The result is a deterioration of the ‘terms of engagement’ between the government and the governed. The latter find themselves at the mercy of government policies, while government officials invest enormous effort to circumvent the law, amass so much wealth, and inspire acquisitive values on our youths.
Successive leaders, since 1999, have initiated policies purportedly aimed at curbing corruption. Unfortunately such policies are soon enough consumed by the same corruption. The privatisation policy, for instance, was initiated to divest government investment from certain sectors and hand them over to private investors for increased productivity.
On January 1, 2012, the Nigerian government, impetuously, withdrew the subsidy on fuel and raised the price of PMS astronomically, from N65 per litre to N145, which attracted nationwide condemnation and protests.
The issue of subsidy has always been contentious, with most Nigerians opining that there is no subsidy in the first place. But, in spite of resistance by a majority of Nigerian under the aegis of labour and civil society, government remained resolute and intimidated the labour leaders into capitulation, after unilaterally pegging the price at N97 per litre.
Recently, the House of Representatives ad hoc committee set up to investigate the issue of subsidy came out with mind-boggling revelations of monumental fraud, amounting to trillions of naira in the so-called subsidy regime, conflating with the submission that what the government describes as subsidy is stolen funds. No country develops like this.
Development is an increasing capacity to produce and build upon what was inherited, while advancing steadily. But, what we see in Nigeria is lack of continuity and policy reversals by every new government. As a result, the productive sector is comatose.
Most worrisome is the fact that the concept of checks and balances, which regulates separation of power in a democratic contraption, appears to be absent. In fact, there appears to be a conglomeration of forces by the three arms of government to fleece Nigeria. That is why the legislature has consistently failed to check the excesses of the executive, in spite of the glaring abuse of power by that arm of government, and the judiciary seems prepared to stand logic on its head in judicial pronouncements, just to please the executive.
Corruption leads to a breakdown of legal and social rules. It is contagious and if not nipped in the bud, will permeate the whole society, weaken treasured institutions and strengthen shady individuals. It is, in the words of South African business executive, Suresh Kana, a burdensome tax on the poor, which should be fought with all means available.
Certain events occurred in the not too distant past, to emphasise the magnitude of damage corruption has done to Nigeria and its effect on the role of the Judiciary in protecting corrupt government officials.
A former governor of Edo State, Lucky Igbinedion, was investigated, prosecuted and found guilty of monumental fraud throughout his eight years reign. But, curiously, a plea bargain arrangement was invented, which saw the man literally escape punishment.
Now it is clear that Igbinedion’s counterpart in Delta State, James Ibori, was not fit to hold public office initially, having being convicted a couple of times, both in Nigeria and in the United Kingdom. Although certain individuals took the challenges to stop him from holding public office by going to court, the man was cleared by the Nigerian judiciary and he went on to rule Delta State for eight years.
Dramatic events precipitated by the death of the then President Shehu Yar’ Adua forced Ibori to flee to Dubai in the UAE. He was apprehended and subsequently extradited to the UK, where he pleaded guilty to the same charges for which he was acquitted by a Nigerian judge. He was aptly described by the UK judge as ‘a thief in government house’.
Decades of corrupt leadership has turned Nigeria, paradoxically to an oil rich country which, some years back, had to pay tens of billions of dollars to exit the London and Paris clubs of creditors, but which is gradually crawling back to indebtedness.
The country’s leaders leave office with enduring legacies of a battered economy, electoral crises and the nation at the brink of destruction, which are indices of underdevelopment. If allowed to endure, the current situation in the country may result in a failed an Hobbesian state of nature where life is nasty, brutish and short

Obama Isn’t Our 1st Gay President!


Tina Brown would like you to think that our 44th commander in chief is the “First Gay President.” Jim Loewen would like you to know that title actually belongs to our country’s 15th leader, James Buchanan.
taking a moment to smack Newsweek for the “cheap sensationalism” of its buzzy cover, Loewen imparts a history lesson. “Buchanan was gay, before, during and after his four years in the White House,” he writes for Salon. And the country was well aware of it. (Not convinced? Consider this line from an 1844 letter Buchanan wrote: “I have gone a wooing to several gentlemen, but have not succeeded with any one of them.”)
But Loewen’s intention isn’t just to give you a new trivia tidbit: It’s to explain why Buchanan isn’t lauded as such, and what that means. Quite simply, our “touching belief in progress” is the problem. “We must be more tolerant now than we were way back in the middle of the 19th century!
Buchanan could not have been gay then, else we would not seem more tolerant now.” Loewen urges us to embrace a more complex national history, one in which “we all moved backward” for about 50 years beginning in 1890, particularly in terms of race relations. “If we can rid ourselves of the fantasy that we are always getting better, then maybe we can create a nation that actually becomes more tolerant,” he writes. “Then we might—again—elect areal gay president.” Click for his entire column.

15.5.12

The Real Catman!


And I’m not talking about the comic-book hero, but about the real cat-man…or Stalking Cat as he likes to be addressed to.
David Avner, a native American, part Huron, part Lakota has spent more than $200.000 on plastic surgery to make himself look as a tiger, his totem animal. He even had all of his teeth removed and replaced them with feline-like ones, he has tattooed his face with stripes, he modified his upper lip and inserted stainless steel implants to insert whiskers in, he had his ears surgically pointed and inserted silicone in different areas of his face.
Catman has become quite famous after appearing on several TV shows, including Ripley’s Believe it or Not andLarry King Live.

Charged With Having Sex With Daughter’s 16-Year-Old Boyfriend, Having Baby With Him!


Santa Ana, California- Mayra Gonzalez, a 32-year-old Santa Ana woman was jailed Thursday after she allegedly had sex with her daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend, and had a son with him as a result.
According to Santa Ana police, Gonzalez reportedly had a secret sexual relationship with her daughter’s boyfriend that went on for five months last year.Gonzalez allegedly had sex with the teen on six occasions, one of which resulted in a pregnancy.
Investigators say the relationship came to light after Gonzalez’ neighbors learned of the relationship and informed the boy’s parents.During questioning, Gonzalez told detectives that she was in love with the boy, despite her knowledge of his age.
Gonzalez was booked into jail and charged with multiple counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor and oral copulation with a minor. She is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday. If convicted, she could face up to 7 years and 8 months in prison.